Friday, September 10, 2010
Friday, August 6, 2010
alright..hye there..it has been a long time since my last post right..well, i'm quite bz..with homeworks and DRAMA!!! it's a shock when the teacher told us that the competition is next week on TUESDAY!! just one day b4 1 Ramadhan..at first..the tchr said that the competition will be held after HARI RAYA..hmm..whatever la tchr..but today we had a great lunch at mcD..finally..i can bite the GCB..then, when we're at the hall..khalif asked me to go inside the gents toilet..then, i made a face like this "huh? what the hell? gents?" then he said..he'll gve me RM10 if i do that..but he didn't bring the money..he said "how bout 5?" i said i don't want..then "ok2..10..on monday ok?" then..he was like "whachu waitin 4?" then i went and there was a SMEELLLL~~~ eewwww...a hancing one..YUCKY YUCKY! ergh!! the girl's is better right qila and ieka? eeww..that really shows that boys aren't hygienic..us girls too but..why our toilet doesn't have that smell..we're not so bad then..NOT AS BAD AS THEM! SO NOT!! how can they pee and poo with a smell like that? i really wanna puke..if i want to pee or poo..my pee and my poop will go inside back if i enter that kind of toilet..haha~ ok..that's all..bye~
"WHAT DO U THINK THEY WOULD SAY?"
1. Teacher : 'That's 3 times I've asked u a question. Why won't u reply?'
Student : Then what's the points I came to school if I know all of the answers?
2. Science Teacher : 'Which travels faster, heat or cold?
Student : Heat..because u can catch a cold (fever)
3. Teacher : 'Why can't u answer any of my questions in class?'
Student : U always said that not to answer back..
Monday, August 2, 2010
ok..based on the poll above..i can see that nobody is interested on it..but thanx 4 those who had voted 4 it..anyway..i bet u guys wanna know what's mine right? well..i wanna be a killer..haha..no haha..i'm serious..i wanna kill that girl, that boy, that man, that woman, those kids, those babies..and THAT TEACHER! and i think i know who is that person who voted 'JUST BE YOURSELF'..it's u right? haha..then u'r a liar..i would choose if it's the only answer..haha..but i gave u choices..why didn't u pick killer instead? me myself also wanna be myself..but like i told u THERE'S A 'KILLER'!
1st Poll
YOUR MOTHER | 0 (0%) |
KILLER (U CAN KILL THE PERSON U HATE MOST) | 3 (75%) |
ANIMAL ( DON'T FORGET TO LEAVE ME COMMENT FOR THE ANIMAL'S NAME) | 0 (0%) |
JUST BE YOURSELF (U R TOTALLY A LIAR) | 1 (25%) |
Sunday, August 1, 2010
I HAD A BAD DAY
ANSWERS :-
1. 'Madam, I'm Adam' ('madA m'I, madaM')
2. Because 7 8 9 (seven ate nine)
3. Because Thomas Edison was so bright (clever)
next riddles would be "WHAT DO U THINK THEY WOULD SAY?"
1. Teacher : 'That's 3 times I've asked u a question. Why won't u reply?'
Student : ???
2. Science Teacher : 'Which travels faster, heat or cold?
Student : ???
3. Teacher : 'Whay can't u answer any of my questions in class?'
Student : ???
GOOD LUCK!!
Monday, July 26, 2010
THE BEST DAY II (Setara Test marks..(so far))
B.MELAYU - 73%
B.INGGERIS - 72%
AGAMA ISLAM - 86%
MATHEMATICS - 68%
ergh..i just can't believe my eyes..anyway..from now on..i'm going to post 1 or 2 riddles everyday..don't worry, i'll give u a clue or maybe two clues..(blue's clues..hahaha..remember the series?)..INSYA-ALLAH..so..if u got the answers..leave me a comment..and i'll tell u the answer on the next post..ok? here they r..
TODAY'S RIDDLES (1st day..3 riddlesla..)
1. When Adam introduced himself to Eve, what 3 words did he use which read the same backward and forward?
2. Why was number 10 scared?
3. Why was Thomas Edison able to invent the light bulb?
ok..remember..once u got the answers, then do not 4get to leave ur answer..commentla..
-The person who answered one of it correctly, u r a smart person.
-The person who answered two of it correctly, u r totally an intelligent person.
-The person who answered 3 of them correctly, then, what can I say? U R WAY TOO GENIUS...
-The person who answered 3 of them, got 1 wrong, u r stupid, got 2 wrong, such an idiot, all wrong..huh! better don't answer any next time u MORON!
ok..don't be mad if i leave u a comment which one describes u..hehe..j
Saturday, July 24, 2010
THE BEST DAY
ok..ari ni..fiffy mmg edit blog gile2..pnat..tpi still nk post jugak ape yg berlaku ari ni..best yg teramat sngt..first skali..smlm..ify ingt x nk dtg sbab mama kate nk jenjalan dri awal pagi..then ade missed call from sousue's daddy..die la tu yg call..huhu~ die ajak ify gi..memule ify berdalih..last2 ify pegi jugak..sbabnye..eh! ify x leh bitau..haha~ ok2..then smpi kat skola..kat-kat kol 9 pagi bru start..yg membosankan adelah kawad!! noo!!! then..dlm keboringan tu..Pn. Tan dtg..die tnye..sape nk volunteer menjual sambil beramal..then..ify, ean n sousue joined..ngan safura bdak F1..ok2..cikgu ckp..F6 n F5 ade program..yg bestnye..ade sorang bdak F6 ni yg comel sngt..kitorang jumpe kat library..bdak cina..hahahahaha~ die comel sngttt!!! die tolong kitorang menjual..kitorang terjerit sana terjerit cni..then..mase tu..cwn kertas utk dijual da abes..then x de sape tau nk bli kat ne..then..c safura ni..tau..cikgu tnye abg yg comel tu..bwk motor ke? then die jawab..x bwk kete..kitorang x tau ape yg terjadik..skali tngk safura da menoneng jalan kat blakang abg tu..ape lagi..ify pon.."suhaila!! ean!!" sume tngh blur..ha? ha? pe?pe? die pegi bli cwn ngan abg tu!! naek kete plak tu!! mane aci..ergh..da la lame..nk jugak!! tpi dorang balek jugak..mestila kan..haha~ erm..pastu..ais plak abes..die pegi lgi..kali ni such a relief sbb die g sengsorang..muahahaha~ tpi cikgu takot lambat..so..cikgu mintak no. phone abg tu..ha!!! die ckp kuat gilee!! sume bley dngr..ape agi..ify hafal la..pastu g blakang kete cikgu trus save no. die..hahaha!! yay!! tpi kakak2 F5 sume nk gedik2 serbu kat air mentang2 abg tu ade..anyway..tu jela cite arini..haha~ bye..assalamualaikum..
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